Osmium Ordinance Platinum Pitcher 2024
Forget about all that talk about humility and modesty, you don't need any encouragement to show that you're clearly a person of expensive taste. Wear it on your chest. Use it as a mirror to admire yourself. If you're feeling extra fancy, shave some flakes off of it to decorate your next meal. Awarded to the donors of Potato MvM's Osmium Ordinance event!
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